A Perfect Pain in the Rear
As a senior citizen, I acknowledge my faults, including jaws that crack noisily when eating apples and a tendency to devour popcorn too quickly.
I also bore my family with repeated jokes and anecdotes, and my stubbornness and temper can disrupt human harmony.
Additionally, I have been known to preach "sermons" when disgusted with someone or something, and I have a tendency to be overly frugal.
I'm a pain-in-the-(rear) perfectionist.
However, I don't always see perfectionism as a fault. In my previous employment, I spent a day of vacation cleaning and reorganizing my home office, which earned me some ribbing.
Author's summary: A senior citizen reflects on their faults, including perfectionism.